"Items Not Found in Home Depot"
The good folks at Soft Cartel have published this non-fiction piece and I couldn't be more excited. While I didn't initially write this as non-fiction, the form it eventually took could be nothing but. I enjoyed writing it and I still enjoy reading it. However, I do no relish falling down the stairs any time soon, even if it inspires something else for me to write.
As an added bonus, Soft Cartel named "Items Not Found in Home Depot" as one of its Best of March 2019. That's high praise given the quality work they continue to publish.